Wednesday, July 23, 2008

About smoking and drinking

A beggar stops a pedestrian to ask some money.

He says: ""Sir, i haven't eaten for one day, can you give me some money.""

The pedestrian: ""i am sorry, i don't bring cash today. do you smoke i have some cigarettes.""

The beggar say: ""i don't somke.""

The man is quite gentle: ""do you drink, i can offer you a couples of beer.""

The beggar answer: ""i have never drinked.""

The gentleman is very excited when he heard that. ""come with me to have a dinner tonight, i must show my wife what kind of man he will be, if he doesn't smoke and drink""

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